The white outline is the shape of the sticker. It is 3" at the widest part of the outline.

BUFFINGO - 3" of Inflatable Rage
This flamingo is not here for your cannonballs, your weird pool vibes, or your lukewarm sangria. It's glossy, sassy, and one unsolicited splash away from Floating the Fuck out of this situation. Whether you are poolside or emotionally underwater, this 3-incher captures the perfect blend of tropical and unbothered with a vengeance. Because some days, self-care means leaving the damn pool.
Stick it, strut off, and stay inflated. 

The white outline is the shape of the sticker. It is 3" at the widest part of the outline.

Tice Nits - 3 inches to be read 3 times! 
Eyes up here! You read that right! You filthy animal. Cute at first glance, but 100% inappropriate. Perfect for most occasions where you want to tell the "girls" that YOU SEE THEM. Well, maybe not school functions.
It's nice. It's naughty. It might get you slapped.

The white outline is the shape of the sticker. It is 3" at the widest part of the outline.

I licked it - 3 inches will make it yours.
Possession is 9/10ths of the law. Licking it? That's the other 10th. It's petty, it's childish, and it's probably how you claimed your snacks, your favorite pen at work, and your relationship (if you did it right). Perfect for marking anything that is in danger of being stolen! Dare someone to test you!
Gross? Maybe. Effective? Absolutely.

The white outline is the shape of the sticker. It is 3" at the widest part of the outline.

Pretty Smart - 3 inches of questionable decisions.
Book smarts? Meh. Street smarts? Debatable. Confident in your own chaotic logic? Unmatched. Perfect for those that earn their Ph.D. from Everclear and Panty Peelers. You may win the argument, but no one will know what you said. For the functionally brilliant, beautifully unqualified, and dangerously convincing. 
Stick it loud and proud. You're smart...kinda?!

The white outline is the shape of the sticker. It is 3" at the widest part of the outline.

Surprise - 3 inches of truth bomb explosion
Surprise! NO filter. I COULD think before I speak...but where's the fucking fun in that? Perfect for the mouthy, the reckless, and everyone whose words hit the air before their brain even clocks in. Also makes a great warning label for first dates, world's greatest bartenders, work meetings, and family dinners. Stick it on. Say what you want. Let the bouncer sort it out. 
Unfiltered, Unbothered. Unstoppable.

The white outline is the shape of the sticker. It is 3" at the widest part of the outline.

Scissor Me Timbers - 3" of Cutthroat Chaos
These aren't your grandmother's scissors - unless she was a pirate with stories of hidden booty. This DICKER slices through subtlety like a sword through rum-soaked rope. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or your crew's group chat moderator. Stick responsibly...or don't. YARRRR!
Sharp. Naughty. Slightly nautical.​

Decision Devil - 3" of Smug Rage.
Meet your inner Chaos Consultant. It's the perfect statement piece for anyone who makes questionable life choices with incredible confidence - and may make others cringe in the process. Stick it to your laptop, bad decision planner, and confession booth.
Impulsive. Unbothered. Morally flexible.