EXTRA SHIT!

If we knew what to call these items, we'd give them a better name. This shit is just fun and y'all need it.

Do you give a _______? Well now you can!

Tiny. Rude. Magnetic. Just like you. These micro-3D printed masterpieces are attached to tiny magnets to make sure you mark your targets with ease. Each pack contains a dozen randomly-colored assault miniatures. Each one is stuck to a mini magnet and ready to spice up your fridge, your office whiteboard, or a random vehicle in the parking lot. Stick 'em. Gift 'em. Regret nothing.
Zero practicality. Maximum personality.

Go Fuck Yourself - Go Fish style card game for ADULTS.

If you miss being able to play a card game that takes no brain cells (because drunk you isn't a try-hard)...you just found it. We make these games in-house to keep it under wraps. It is like Go Fish...except wildly inappropriate. Go Fuck Yourself is rude, ridiculous, and fast paced. Try to collect the most sets of four by asking your friends, "Hey, Mike...do you have any...stories about shitting your pants?" If not, he's gonna tell you to "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" As he should! 
It contains 72 offensively delightful cards and zero filter. Cards are laminated but not waterproof...Harper! Perfect for parties, drunk game nights, and any gathering where Grandma shouldn't be invited. 
NSFW. NS you're welcome.

Monthly Dick Drops (MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION) - Just the tip.
You will get TWELVE surprise DICKERS every month. This is perfect for the curious, the commitment-averse, or anyone who wants a surprise hit of chaos with their coffee. No repeats, no rules, and no guarantee these Dickers won't make your coworkers question you. PLUS we will throw in a bonus or two each month to keep you wanting more.
Small package, big attitude.