From Sweet to Savage - We've Got a Sticker for That

​What's a DICKER? Well, early on we were blessed by a child who couldn't pronounce the "ST" sounds in sticker... innocently, the "DICKER" name was born and it STUCK! Naturally, the child grew out of this phase, but we sure didn't.
SO WE LEANED IN...HARD!
Now we sell cheeky, 3" pieces of joy under a name that started in the most innocent of ways. We owe it all to a tiny human in a quirky moment who had no idea what was started. Thanks kid!

We don't overcompensate or underdeliver. We are fully stocked on sass, chaos, and emotional damage in adorable fonts.

TOP DICK PICKS OF THE WEEK - LOOK DOWN...LOWER...
THIS WEEK we feature SHARK WEEK until the blood leaves the water.
Every week, we serve you the most unhinged, slightly uncalled for, and totally irresistible DICKERS that somehow made it past our "Are you sure about this?" filter. From feral energy, bathroom stall logic, and jail house wisdom these Dick Picks aren't safe for work, or your mother. ​Collect them all before we regret them.
Bold. Questionable. Relatable? 

The white outline is the shape of the sticker. It is 3" at the widest part of the outline.

Half the Man - 3" of 90's Grunge and Blood
Cue the sad guitar and the blood in the water. It is the perfect mash-up of '90s grunge nostalgia and deep-sea savagery. Equal parts hilarious and horrifying...just like most of your exes. Stick it on your water bottle or your guitar case while you hum a STP favorite.
Dark humor. Deep cuts. Full snack.

The white outline is the shape of the sticker. It is 3" at the widest part of the outline.

Shark Week - 3" of Finfluencer
Sun's out. Fins out. No regrets. Our little shark buddy wants to celebrate his "GREAT-ness" more than just one week a year. He has chill vibes and apex energy - a reminder to attack life head on, snack often, and never apologize for your weird hobbies. We didn't ask what flavor his snow cone is. Live bold. Bite harder. 
Chill. Dangerous. Weirdly wants to be friends.

The white outline is the shape of the sticker. It is 3" at the widest part of the outline.

Nailed It - 3" of Hammered Joy
Proof that even hammerhead sharks can have main character energy. It is the perfect combination of pun, positivity, and oceanic chaos - great for celebrating small wins, big moods, or surviving another Tuesday. Stick it to your water bottle, laptop, or wherever you need some fin-flipping encouragement.
Smiley. Splashy. Hammered!

The white outline is the shape of the sticker. It is 3" at the widest part of the outline.

YOU are a Fucking SHARK - 3" of Confidence
It's sharp. It's loud. It's for the days that you need to stop overthinking and start wrecking shit like nature intended. We know exactly WHO we slap this DICKER on! (Lo!) Slap this on your gym bottles or anywhere that could use a slap of primal energy and ZERO self-doubt. Stick it. Own it. SLAP it like you mean it.
Minimal guilt. Maximum motivation. Full APEX lifestyle.

The white outline is the shape of the sticker. It is 3" at the widest part of the outline.

Need a Bigger Boat - 3" of Jaws and White Claws
He came. He drank. He miscalculated. He's hammered and surrounded by poor decisions. Part Jaws, part Sunday hangover, and 100% the energy of someone who didn't plan ahead - but had a damn good time anyway. Perfect for coolers, kayaks, tackle boxes, or that one friend who shows up with just vibes and too much beer. 
Unstable Unbothered. Fully stocked.

The white outline is the shape of the sticker. It is 3" at the widest part of the outline.

SHARK Dressed Man - 3" of Class
Smooth, ridiculous, and undeniably iconic. ZZ Top? More like Sea-Sea Top! It's puny. It's classy. It's dangerously well-dressed. If he doesn't make you want to party all night, you have bigger problems than our Ocean Casanova can fix. Perfect for bachelorette favors, wedding coolers, or anyone who respects both fashion and fine ass fish. 
New Shirt. No Shoes. Now, I don't know who he is gonna chew.

The white outline is the shape of the sticker. It is 3" at the widest part of the outline.

Shark Girl - 3" of Pink Predator Energy
She's cute. She's bitey. She swims with an attitude. Simple. Clean, and full of fierce feminine energy, this one's for the girlies who love sharks, own their power, and aren't afraid to stir the waters. Perfect for water bottles, phone cases, or any surface that needs a pop of pretty predator.
Soft color. Sharp message. 

The white outline is the shape of the sticker. It is 3" at the widest part of the outline.

I'm Fine - 3" of Summer Energy
It's hard to be the top predator and the joke of the party. Our shark is slightly confused but unbothered as he reminds us all that he totally meant to get that float stuck on his tail. Perfect for your coolers and anywhere that needs a little splash of chaotic summer energy. Float on legend. Float on.
Silly. Sharky. Stuck in something dumb - just like the rest of us.

The light blue outline is the shape of the sticker. It is 3" at the widest part of the outline.

I Chews You - 3" of Thorns and Chaos
If you're into teeth and commitment issues, this shark is for you. Even predators fall hard sometimes. This shark brings the right mix of romance and roses to any occasion. Perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversary cards, or slapping on your laptop as a warning to your situationship. Swipe left on basic and fall for a shark.
Dangerous and devoted.

The light blue outline is the shape of the sticker. It is 3" at the widest part of the outline.

Celebrate My Wiener - 3" of Questionable Freedom
Nothing says America is GREAT like a hotdog, flag, and star-spangled wiener in full glory. We've even seen it gifted to a new dad for entirely different reasons! Whatever your motivations; stick it to your cooler, slap it on your truck, or gift it to the most patriotic disaster that you know. Because freedom isn't free - sometimes it costs your dignity.
Hot. Proud. Slightly processed.